How a man can keep his health

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1. EAT LESS MEAT
2. Avoid meat that is highly processed or cooked on the barbecue
3. CARRY YOUR WALLET IN YOUR BREAST POCKET
4. CUT DOWN ON PAINKILLERS
5. HAVE SEX EVERY DAY
6. Avoid sugar-rich drinks
7. FLOSS YOUR TEETH
8. MARRY A YOUNGER WOMAN
9. Do pelvic-floor exercises
10. AIM FOR PROMOTION
11. EAT FIVE APPLES A DAY
12. DON’T LET YOUR WIFE WORK
13. BRUSH YOUR TEETH WITH THE WRONG HAND
14. CUT YOUR CHOLESTEROL